Please don't hurt me, Cindy McCain...

A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your Fucking Neck
By Cindy McCain October 29, 2008 Issue 44•44
"Normally, I don't get out front and center like this in the media, preferring instead to support my husband from the sidelines and let the pundits do the talking. But as Election Day draws ever nearer, I'd like to take this time to urge all of you to put "Country First" and cast your vote for my husband, John McCain! Because a vote for John McCain is not just a vote for experience, fortitude, and American values, it's also a vote for me, Cindy McCain, not tearing your ribcage open and spilling your steaming viscera into the street...Continue reading....

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War criminals for McCain

John McCain brushed off the significance of former Republican Secretary of State and war chief Colin Powell's endorsement of Barack Obama. McCain announced that he had the backing of four, count them F-O-U-R, former secretaries of state, including his old buddy Kissinger, Eagleburger, Haig and Baker. Each one of these men helped pull the curtain strings on acts in Vietnam all the way to Latin America and the Middle East that could be -- and in other countries are considered -- war crimes. At the least they turned the other way when gross human rights violations were happening with their knowledge. I would not be bragging about that kind of team on my side.

Edwards the dreamboat

Now that John Edwards has joined the "can't keep your dick in your pants" camp and ruined his political career, I guess his endorsement isn't such a hot commodity. As it happens, I was flipping through an April copy of the New York Magazine last night and found a story about Edwards backed Hillary Clinton (whose husband was the leader of the aforementioned camp) over Obama -- a suprise, according to the author, John Heilemann. But, Heilemann, wrote, Obama was too bitchy so Edwards cozied up to Hillary. Obama even got into it with Elizabeth Edwards over health care plans. Oh heavens! Since the coverage still is no more substantive now than it was then here are some links that provide Obama's voting record, as well as McCain's -- the Republican contender, who is ahead of Obama in some polls (can you believe it?!!!).
http://projects.washingtonpost.com/congress/members/o000167/

http://projects.washingtonpost.com/congress/members/m000303/

There are plenty others but the Washington Post has the easiest one to use, I think.